Crazy As A Loon

***Warning explicit language to this piece.  Not for children under 18 years of age.***

I once knew a woman

Crazy as a loon

I haven't seen her

In a year and a day

But if I saw her today

It would be too soon

Not only did she act

Like a demented baboon

But she was also

An attention whore

Constantly opening her doors

Above and below

To any man that wanted a go

And crying wolf

To anyone that would listen

"Oh woe is me

He hath used me

I was a virgin

Don't you know."

I've heard her story many times before

There was the bloke she had

A week ago or was it four

And again a different guy

She met at a club

She did him in his tub

She thought she was mighty fine

With her coloured contacts

Of purple, gray and...lime?

And the hair pieces she used to wear

When she took them off

She barely had any hair

I say I knew her once

And once was enough

When she turned

Her mismatched eyes

My way

I thought I'd better stay away

She looked like trouble

I didn't need

And you better believe

My advice

I did heed.

Copyright © Allene Angelica 2014

*Allene Angelica*

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