Sunday, July 27, 2014

Wool Gabardine

"Ah man!
It's my birthday
And I'm dancing
With a fat girl!"

Pretentious ass
Loudly whispered
Fake lousy friends
Sneered and snickered

I can't deny
That he was a
Good looking guy
Strutting around
Like a peacock

Dressed in his best
Wool gabardine
Why did he have
To be so mean?

Well, this guy just
Picked the wrong day
To have something
Nasty to say

The stricken look
On her sweet face
Made me tremble
And my blood raced

She pretended
She did not hear
I saw the drop
Salt laden tear

So I pulled out
My laser disc
Yes you heard right
My laser disc
And yes!  Blew him
To smithereens!!!

What a waste of
Finely tailored
Wool gabardine

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